Lingerie Box
Sexy Lingerie
Sexy lingerie had to be invented by a man. No woman would decide to strap this uncomfortable stuff on her own body. The concept alone is very puzzling, females wearing special clothing to make a man horny. There really isn’t a need when all one has to do is mention the word sex and most men will jump on. Spending money on a sleek number for the woman to wear seems like a waste.
A sensible purchase would be clothing for a man to put on so that his woman truly wants to engage. How about a men’s store full of sexy lingerie? There is a market of men’s lingerie but it’s very basic. This line is limited to a few different cuts of underwear, silk pajama pants, and a couple of goofy ties.
There needs to be benches on the outside of this store so that sex-deprived women can sit there making weird eyes at the shoppers as they come and go. Men have been doing this in front of women’s stores for decades.
Men’s sexy lingerie needs to include stockings and garters. The underwear needs to go clear up their butts and be made out of frilly material that’s itchy. The ruffles need to feel like pine needles against their skin. Corsets would be one of the best selling items in the store, with a selection of maid’s uniforms. Bras can be made in any size, so they need to fit a man that has no boobs. These bras would be sexy with wires running through them, constricting and made out of stiff material. There are plenty of men that really do need a bra. Why aren’t they wearing one?
This is an excellent idea anytime a man has a birthday. An hour before arriving home, run by the men’s lingerie shop and make a purchase. After presenting him with his gift, give a wink and a smile. The woman can take a quick shower and sit in front of the television staring at a chick-flick. The man needs to shower and condition his head and pubic hair. After shaving his legs and armpits, he can rub on lotion to make everything soft. Next would be fixing his hair and applying makeup in hopes of getting the woman sexually aroused. Who knows, he may feel like he’s done enough without strapping on the entire box of sexy lingerie.
About the Author
Eve Adams Online store owner and self satisfaction guru.
victoriassecret.com question How is the packaging?
I need to sneak it in the house so it can't say victorias secret anywhere on it nor can it look like lingerie? How is the boxes it comes in?
when i got the box it has the logo on the box
Lunch Box: Blue Sunset - Club Lingerie 10/28/88
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 Locking Sex Chest Box Adult Toys Accessories Lingerie  US $29.95
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 50 LOT Mystery box Victoria Secret VANITY FAIR lingerie US $38.50
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 NEW IN BOX LOW BACK OR HALTER BRA LINGERIE NUDE 36B US $4.99
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 Lingerie Rhinestone Heart G String in Gift Box BLACK US $8.00
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 Deluxe Locking Adult Toy Box Sex Accessories Lingerie US $59.95
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 NEW IN BOX LOW BACK OR HALTER BRA LINGERIE NUDE 38C US $6.99
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 $359 BLUMARINE 2Die4 lingerie slip dress 42 8 w box US $169.99
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 BOX OF LINGERIE ONE SZ UNOPENED PACKAGES $200 VAUE US $9.99
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 Slimplicity Lingerie Strap Camisole Blakc SOpen box US $23.00
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 NEW IN BOX LOW BACK OR HALTER BRA LINGERIE NUDE 34C US $4.99
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Contemporary Cappuccino Finish Jewelry Box Armoire Lingerie Chest List Price: $279.99 Sale Price: $132.88 Average Rating:   |
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Contemporary Cappuccino Finish Jewelry Box Armoire Lingerie Chest Dimension: 15"L 11.5"W 32"H Finish: Cappuccino Material: Wood Contemporary Style Jewelry Armoire Add a splash of contemporary to your jewelry collection... |
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Lipper International Bamboo Lingerie Box List Price: $17.99 Sale Price: $9.69 |
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This Beautiful Bamboo Lingerie Organizer provides a safe place to keep panties, bras and lingerie neat and tidy! Made of bamboo, an eco-friendly renewable resource, these drawer dividers are ideal in dresser drawers of any size, and will last for years to come... |
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Lingerie Box - Clear Drawer Organizer - Set of 2 List Price: $9.99 Sale Price: $8.99 Average Rating:  |
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The Lingerie Box is the simple and sensible way to organize your dresser drawers. From bras and panties to socks and nylons, this collapsible box will store all your delicates and make them easy to find... |
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Electric Lingerie Last Licks Sinfully Sweet Candy G String and Garter, 1 Box List Price: $16.00 Sale Price: $11.02 |
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100% Discreet Packaging |
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